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This list was submitted by digginsjp on Wednesday, December 28th, 2011 at 7:20 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Dead as Liberal Policies Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hugh DownsJuly 1st, 202099
9Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
8Lee IacoccaJuly 2nd, 201994
7Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
6Arlen Specter October 14th, 201282
5Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
4Vin ScullyAugust 2nd, 202294
3Gene ShalitAlive99
2Ray Bradbury June 6th, 201291
1Joan FontaineDecember 15th, 201396
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021