Would of, Could of, Should of! — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Queenvingle on Sunday, December 25th, 2011 at 7:10 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Zsa Zsa Gabor	December 18th, 2016	99
9	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
8	Ray Bradbury	June 6th, 2012	91
7	Jerry Lewis	August 20th, 2017	91
6	Nancy Reagan	March 6th, 2016	94
5	Ernest Borgnine	July 8th, 2012	95
4	Hal Holbrook	January 23rd, 2021	95
3	Fidel Castro	November 25th, 2016	90
2	Ravi Shankar	December 11th, 2012	92
1	Eli Wallach	June 24th, 2014	98
15 points		3 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014