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This list was submitted by Blue Cock on Saturday, December 24th, 2011 at 7:54 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe Paterno January 22nd, 201285
9Etta James January 20th, 201273
8Robin Gibb May 20th, 201262
7Queen Elizabeth IIAlive96
6Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
5Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
4Bret MichaelsAlive59
3Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
2 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
1Fred PhelpsMarch 19th, 201484
27 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002