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This list was submitted by lindbergh on Monday, December 19th, 2011 at 3:45 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the ScollaySquare Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
9Kitty Wells July 16th, 201292
8Phyllis Diller August 20th, 201295
7Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
6Etta James January 20th, 201273
5Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
4Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
3Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
2Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
1Dick Van DykeAlive99
23 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014