This list was submitted by Dolourous on Thursday, September 29th, 2011 at 7:52 PM PDT for The Harmon Killebrew Memorial Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
| 9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 8 | Lindsay Lohan | Alive | 39 |
| 7 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
| 6 | Pete Seeger | January 27th, 2014 | 94 |
| 5 | Steve Jobs | October 5th, 2011 | 56 |
| 4 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 3 | Dick Cheney | November 3rd, 2025 | 84 |
| 2 | Hal Holbrook | January 23rd, 2021 | 95 |
| 1 | Larry Hagman | November 23rd, 2012 | 81 |
| 5 points | 1 hit |
He was Ireland's version of Jack Kevorkian, claiming to have helped some 50 people to die, and swearing he would kill himself. He went to Thailand to fulfill his promise, but returned upon discovering that euthanasia is illegal there too. Then he died in his sleep. What a schmuck.
(d) December 17th, 1998