This list was submitted by spoomalin on Sunday, July 24th, 2011 at 2:17 AM PDT for The August 2011 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Whitney Houston | February 11th, 2012 | 48 |
| 9 | Courtney Love | Alive | 61 |
| 8 | Michael J. Fox | Alive | 64 |
| 7 | Hugh Hefner | September 27th, 2017 | 91 |
| 6 | Andy Rooney | November 5th, 2011 | 92 |
| 5 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 4 | Axl Rose | Alive | 63 |
| 3 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
| 2 | Paris Hilton | Alive | 44 |
| 1 | Ozzy Osbourne | July 22nd, 2025 | 76 |
| 6 points | 1 hit |
The S&L scandal was bad, but what makes this guy a REAL asshole was when he tried to mess with pornography. Rip off all the people you want, but keep the hell away from our porn.
(d) March 31st, 2014