This list was submitted by shorty7ft on Tuesday, May 31st, 2011 at 1:14 PM PDT for The Babe Ruth Memorial Three Bagger.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
9 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
8 | Penny Marshall | December 18th, 2018 | 75 |
7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
6 | Ruth Bader Ginsburg | September 18th, 2020 | 87 |
5 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
4 | Stan Musial | January 19th, 2013 | 92 |
3 | Frank Cady | June 10th, 2012 | 96 |
2 | C. Everett Koop | February 25th, 2013 | 96 |
1 | Kim Jong-il | December 18th, 2011 | 70 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003