Bitches & Bastards OH MY!

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This list was submitted by shorty7ft on Tuesday, May 31st, 2011 at 1:14 PM PDT for The Babe Ruth Memorial Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta JamesJanuary 20th, 201273
9Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
8Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
5Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
4Stan MusialJanuary 19th, 201392
3Frank CadyJune 10th, 201296
2C. Everett KoopFebruary 25th, 201396
1Kim Jong-ilDecember 18th, 201170
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003