Heywood Jablome One More Time

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This list was submitted by USER00119 on Thursday, March 31st, 2011 at 9:19 PM PDT for The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Steve JobsOctober 5th, 201156
7Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
6Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
5Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
4Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
3Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
2Christopher HitchensDecember 15th, 201162
1Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998