This list was submitted by Bird on Thursday, March 31st, 2011 at 3:15 PM PDT for The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
| 9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 8 | Christopher Hitchens | December 15th, 2011 | 62 |
| 7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 6 | Harlan Ellison | June 28th, 2018 | 84 |
| 5 | Eydie Gorme | August 10th, 2013 | 84 |
| 4 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
| 3 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
| 2 | Hosni Mubarak | February 25th, 2020 | 91 |
| 1 | Harry F. Byrd, Jr. | July 30th, 2013 | 98 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.
(d) October 30th, 1997