Death Soup: Oldies But Goodies!

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This list was submitted by MJ and Friends on Monday, January 31st, 2011 at 7:02 PM PST for The February 2011 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Harmon Killebrew May 17th, 201174
9Boris SpasskyAlive88
8Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
7Ayatollah KhameneiAlive86
6Jimmy BreslinMarch 19th, 201786
5Harlan EllisonJune 28th, 201884
4Milly Del Rubio July 21st, 201189
3Dear AbbyJanuary 16th, 201394
2Liz Taylor March 23rd, 201179
1Richard AttenboroughAugust 24th, 201490
16 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999