This list was submitted by drr45 on Monday, January 24th, 2011 at 7:10 PM PST for The February 2011 Lee Jr..
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Lauren Bacall||August 12th, 2014||89|
|9||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|8||Mickey Rooney||April 6th, 2014||93|
|6||Fidel Castro||November 25th, 2016||90|
|5||Annette Funicello||April 8th, 2013||70|
|4||Don Rickles||April 6th, 2017||90|
|3||Nancy Reagan||March 6th, 2016||94|
|2||Phyllis Diller||August 20th, 2012||95|
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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999