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This list was submitted by drr45 on Monday, January 24th, 2011 at 7:10 PM PST for The February 2011 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lauren BacallAugust 12th, 201489
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
7Kirk DouglasAlive101
6Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
5Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
4Don RicklesApril 6th, 201790
3Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
2Phyllis DillerAugust 20th, 201295
1Alan GreenspanAlive92
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999