This list was submitted by Pokey22 on Sunday, January 23rd, 2011 at 11:37 PM PST for The February 2011 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
9 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
8 | Joan Fontaine | December 15th, 2013 | 96 |
7 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
6 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
5 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
4 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
3 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
2 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
1 | Doris Day | May 13th, 2019 | 97 |
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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003