This list was submitted by Fade to Black on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 3:29 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Kim Jong-il | December 18th, 2011 | 70 |
| 9 | Penny Marshall | December 18th, 2018 | 75 |
| 8 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 7 | Courtney Love | Alive | 61 |
| 6 | Dick Clark | April 18th, 2012 | 82 |
| 5 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 4 | Ernest Borgnine | July 8th, 2012 | 95 |
| 3 | Michael Douglas | Alive | 81 |
| 2 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 1 | Andy Rooney | November 5th, 2011 | 92 |
| 11 points | 2 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014