Rise to the Dead

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This list was submitted by Bird on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 2:38 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20th, 201260
9Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
8Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
7Harlan EllisonJune 28th, 201884
6Ayatollah KhameneiAlive86
5Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
4Dolores Hope September 19th, 2011102
3Harmon Killebrew May 17th, 201174
2Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
1Rise StevensMarch 20th, 201399
7 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002