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This list was submitted by Rat Bastard on Thursday, December 30th, 2010 at 11:38 AM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kim Jong-il December 18th, 201170
9Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
8Jack Kevorkian June 3rd, 201183
7Merle HaggardApril 6th, 201679
6Celeste HolmJuly 15th, 201295
5Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
4B. B. King May 14th, 201589
3Harry Morgan December 7th, 201196
2Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
1Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
23 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013