This list was submitted by Vadnelly Voodoos on Tuesday, December 28th, 2010 at 11:58 AM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
9 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
8 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
7 | Jack LaLanne | January 23rd, 2011 | 96 |
6 | Jack Klugman | December 24th, 2012 | 90 |
5 | Not Famous | ||
4 | Jack Kevorkian | June 3rd, 2011 | 83 |
3 | Jack Ramsay | April 27th, 2014 | 89 |
2 | Artie Lange | Alive | 57 |
1 | Rodney King | June 17th, 2012 | 47 |
29 points | 4 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021