The Unlucky Stiffs

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This list was submitted by i8paintchips on Monday, December 27th, 2010 at 6:29 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Michael DouglasAlive81
9Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
8Andy Rooney November 5th, 201192
7Andy GriffithJuly 3rd, 201286
6Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
5Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
4Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
3Little Jimmy DickensJanuary 2nd, 201594
2James Arness June 3rd, 201188
1Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
14 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

I tell you, Barn, it's gonna be good to see ol' Brownie and Kleiner and Foster again - hey, do me a favor, wouldja? Tell Wojo and Fish and the rest of the boys back at the ol' One-Two that a certain Inspector Franklin D. Luger'll be puttin' in a good word for 'em with the big guy upstairs . . . y'know, just in case. Ten-Four, Barn. Over and out.

(d) September 16th, 2002