This list was submitted by PolKat on Sunday, December 26th, 2010 at 6:34 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Esther Williams | June 6th, 2013 | 91 |
9 | Phyllis Diller | August 20th, 2012 | 95 |
8 | Duke Snider | February 27th, 2011 | 84 |
7 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
6 | Mickey Rooney | April 6th, 2014 | 93 |
5 | Arlen Specter | October 14th, 2012 | 82 |
4 | Efrem Zimbalist | May 2nd, 2014 | 95 |
3 | Tony Martin | July 30th, 2012 | 98 |
2 | Charles Durning | December 24th, 2012 | 89 |
1 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
8 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003