Death Soup: Screwed Up My Free List

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This list was submitted by MJ and Friends on Thursday, September 30th, 2010 at 8:36 AM PDT for The Alexandre Dumas Memorial Three-Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
9Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
8Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
7James RandiOctober 20th, 202092
6Not Famous 
5Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
4Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
3Stan MusialJanuary 19th, 201392
2Al MolinaroOctober 29th, 201596
1James GarnerJuly 19th, 201486
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002