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This list was submitted by eepah on Friday, August 27th, 2010 at 12:43 PM PDT for The Alexandre Dumas Memorial Three-Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Amy WinehouseJuly 23rd, 201127
8Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
7Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
6George MichaelDecember 25th, 201653
5Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
4Debbie ReynoldsDecember 28th, 201684
3Bret MichaelsAlive62
2Manuel NoriegaMay 29th, 201783
1Tara ReidAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002