This list was submitted by 000002 on Saturday, February 27th, 2010 at 5:03 PM PST for The Aleksander Petrovic Memorial Three-Bagger.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
9 | Seve Ballesteros | May 7th, 2011 | 54 |
8 | Ernie Harwell | May 4th, 2010 | 92 |
7 | Ivan Demyanyuk | March 17th, 2012 | 91 |
6 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
5 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
4 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
3 | Jack Ramsay | April 27th, 2014 | 89 |
2 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
1 | Ed Koch | January 31st, 2013 | 88 |
8 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998