Everyone dead is new again

Submitted by Dead Person Specialist, E on January 31, 2010.

Score

0hits so far

0tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Nancy ReaganMar 6, 2016	Mar 6, 2016	94
9	Liz TaylorMar 23, 2011	Mar 23, 2011	79
8	Betty FordJul 8, 2011	Jul 8, 2011	93
7	Jack Klugman Dec 24, 2012	Dec 24, 2012	90
6	Jack LaLanneJan 23, 2011	Jan 23, 2011	96
5	Jane RussellFeb 28, 2011	Feb 28, 2011	89
4	Pierre CardinDec 29, 2020	Dec 29, 2020	98
3	Sean ConneryOct 31, 2020	Oct 31, 2020	90
2	Sid CaesarFeb 12, 2014	Feb 12, 2014	91
1	Fidel CastroNov 25, 2016	Nov 25, 2016	90

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!