Jim Pennell — Stiffs.com

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Senor Wences	April 20th, 1999	103
9	Dan Quisenberry	September 30th, 1998	45
8	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
7	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
6	Sarah Knauss	December 30th, 1999	119
5	Clayton Moore	December 28th, 1999	85
4	Coretta King	January 30th, 2006	78
3	Malachi Martin	July 27th, 1999	78
2	Douglas Fairbanks	May 7th, 2000	90
1	Rick Hendrick	Alive	?
9 points		1 hit

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Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021