This list was submitted by USER00023 on Friday, September 4th, 1998 at 2:48 PM PDT for The September '98 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Not Famous | ||
9 | Sarah Knauss | December 30th, 1999 | 119 |
8 | Sarah Delany | January 25th, 1999 | 109 |
7 | Not Famous | ||
6 | Red Hoff | September 17th, 1998 | 107 |
5 | Not Famous | ||
4 | Senor Wences | April 20th, 1999 | 103 |
3 | Not Famous | ||
2 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
1 | Dan Quisenberry | September 30th, 1998 | 45 |
15 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998