Stiff in the Morning

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This list was submitted by USER05956 on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 7:13 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Merlin Olsen March 11th, 201069
9Chemical Ali January 25th, 201068
8Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
7Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
6George Steinbrenner July 13th, 201080
5John Wooden June 4th, 201099
4Kim Jong-ilDecember 18th, 201170
3Miep Gies January 11th, 2010100
2Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
1 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
33 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002