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This list was submitted by JustDie on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 3:16 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
9James ArnessJune 3rd, 201188
8Christopher PlummerFebruary 5th, 202191
7Ross PerotJuly 9th, 201989
6Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
5Doc SeverinsenAlive?
4Roger BannisterMarch 3rd, 201888
3Doris Day May 13th, 201997
2Jack KevorkianJune 3rd, 201183
1Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021