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This list was submitted by Die Now on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 2:33 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Art Linkletter May 26th, 201097
9Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
8Christopher LeeJune 7th, 201593
7Courtney LoveAlive61
6Mills LaneAlive?
5Marion BarryNovember 22nd, 201478
4Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
3Norman LearDecember 5th, 2023?
2Kim Jong-ilDecember 18th, 201170
1George Steinbrenner July 13th, 201080
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998