This list was submitted by USER00127 on Friday, August 28th, 1998 at 2:53 AM PDT for The September '98 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 8 | Senor Wences | April 20th, 1999 | 103 |
| 7 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 6 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
| 5 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 4 | Mr. T | Alive | 74 |
| 3 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
| 2 | Arthur Clarke | March 19th, 2008 | 90 |
| 1 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998