This list was submitted by USER00008 on Tuesday, August 4th, 1998 at 11:26 AM PDT for The August '98 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Garrison Keillor | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Not Famous | ||
| 8 | Stokely Carmichael | November 15th, 1998 | 57 |
| 7 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
| 6 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
| 5 | Doug Wickenheiser | January 12th, 1999 | 37 |
| 4 | Rose Blumkin | August 8th, 1998 | ? |
| 3 | Ursula Andress | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 17 points | 3 hits | ||
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021