This list was submitted by Barker J. Wagtail on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 3:57 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Chemical Ali | January 25th, 2010 | 68 |
| 9 | Patrick Swayze | September 14th, 2009 | 57 |
| 8 | Seve Ballesteros | May 7th, 2011 | 54 |
| 7 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
| 6 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
| 5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 4 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
| 3 | Farrah Fawcett | June 25th, 2009 | 62 |
| 2 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 1 | Gloria Stuart | September 26th, 2010 | 100 |
| 21 points | 4 hits |
He tried out ranch hand, surveyor, railroad worker, lumberjack, rodeo cowboy, stuntman, and radio disk jockey before he landed on poetry. We can't figure out if he did it FOR the girls or because he HATED girls.
(d) January 29th, 2015