This list was submitted by USER00750 on Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 at 9:50 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Seve Ballesteros | May 7th, 2011 | 54 |
9 | Patrick Swayze | September 14th, 2009 | 57 |
8 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
7 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
6 | Bob Novak | August 18th, 2009 | 78 |
5 | Jack Ramsay | April 27th, 2014 | 89 |
4 | Marilyn Horne | Alive | ? |
3 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
2 | Merle Haggard | April 6th, 2016 | 79 |
1 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
22 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021