This list was submitted by Lizzy on Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 at 10:02 AM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 9 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 8 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 6 | Patrick Swayze | September 14th, 2009 | 57 |
| 5 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
| 4 | John Forsythe | April 1st, 2010 | 92 |
| 3 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
| 2 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
| 1 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 6 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998