This list was submitted by BMT330 on Saturday, December 13th, 2008 at 1:45 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dino de Laurentiis | November 11th, 2010 | 91 |
| 9 | Pete Seeger | January 27th, 2014 | 94 |
| 8 | Ricardo Montalban | January 14th, 2009 | 88 |
| 7 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
| 6 | Karl Malden | July 1st, 2009 | 97 |
| 5 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
| 4 | Farrah Fawcett | June 25th, 2009 | 62 |
| 3 | Eddie Van Halen | October 6th, 2020 | 65 |
| 2 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
| 1 | Ernest Borgnine | July 8th, 2012 | 95 |
| 18 points | 3 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014