This list was submitted by USER01013 on Monday, December 31st, 2007 at 3:11 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Chemical Ali | January 25th, 2010 | 68 |
9 | Jack Kevorkian | June 3rd, 2011 | 83 |
8 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
7 | Pervez Musharraf | February 5th, 2023 | 79 |
6 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
5 | Suzanne Pleshette | January 19th, 2008 | 70 |
4 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
3 | Charlton Heston | April 5th, 2008 | 84 |
2 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
1 | Not Famous | ||
8 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999