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This list was submitted by USER01013 on Monday, December 31st, 2007 at 3:11 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Chemical AliJanuary 25th, 201068
9Jack KevorkianJune 3rd, 201183
8Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
7Pervez MusharrafFebruary 5th, 202379
6 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
5Suzanne Pleshette January 19th, 200870
4Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
3Charlton Heston April 5th, 200884
2Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
1Not Famous 
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999