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This list was submitted by MJ and Friends on Saturday, December 29th, 2007 at 4:33 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sydney Pollack May 26th, 200873
9Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
8Chemical AliJanuary 25th, 201068
7Milly Del RubioJuly 21st, 201189
6Georgia Frontiere January 18th, 200880
5Tony Snow July 12th, 200853
4Not Famous 
3Farrah FawcettJune 25th, 200962
2Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
1Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
21 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999