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This list was submitted by Frankie Pentangeli on Saturday, December 29th, 2007 at 3:25 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
9Michael DeBakey July 11th, 200899
8Dear AbbyJanuary 16th, 201394
7Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
6Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
5Geraldine FerraroMarch 26th, 201175
4 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
3Estelle Getty July 22nd, 200884
2Charlton Heston April 5th, 200884
1Paul HarveyFebruary 28th, 200990
14 points 3 hits 


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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998