DGD - I Hate to Disappoint You Ma'am But?

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This list was submitted by DGD on Saturday, December 29th, 2007 at 1:42 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Chemical AliJanuary 25th, 201068
9King SihanoukOctober 14th, 201289
8Suzanne Pleshette January 19th, 200870
7Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
6Jack KevorkianJune 3rd, 201183
5John ForsytheApril 1st, 201092
4Louis FarrakhanAlive93
3W. Mark Felt December 18th, 200895
2Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
1Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003