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This list was submitted by USER02482 on Friday, December 28th, 2007 at 9:37 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jack KevorkianJune 3rd, 201183
9Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
8Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
4Estelle Getty July 22nd, 200884
3W. Mark Felt December 18th, 200895
2Claiborne PellJanuary 1st, 200990
1Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
7 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998