This list was submitted by USER02482 on Friday, December 28th, 2007 at 9:37 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Jack Kevorkian | June 3rd, 2011 | 83 |
9 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
8 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
7 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
6 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
4 | Estelle Getty | July 22nd, 2008 | 84 |
3 | W. Mark Felt | December 18th, 2008 | 95 |
2 | Claiborne Pell | January 1st, 2009 | 90 |
1 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
7 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998