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This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 6:06 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Michael J. FoxAlive56
9Mike WallaceApril 7th, 201293
8Charles Nelson Reilly May 25th, 200776
7Henry AaronAlive84
6Hugh HefnerSeptember 27th, 201791
5Mary Tyler MooreJanuary 25th, 201780
4Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
3William F. Buckley Jr.February 27th, 200882
2Wilford BrimleyAlive83
1Dan RatherAlive?
8 points 1 hit 


Guess the Stiff!

Batman, schmatman. Every idiot on the planet wants to talk about some rich fruitcake in tights who spends all his time dressing up and running around with a little boy. Hello? This is the same guy who gave us Courageous Cat and Cool McCool. Now there's some goddamned heroes.

(d) November 3rd, 1998