MATTOID - The Dick List — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 5:47 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Dick Van Patten	June 23rd, 2015	86
9	Dick Dale	March 16th, 2019	81
8	Dick Clark	April 18th, 2012	82
7	Dick Van Dyke	Alive	100
6	Dick Butkus	October 5th, 2023	80
5	Dick Martin	May 24th, 2008	86
4	Dick Trickle	May 16th, 2013	71
3	Dick Smothers	Alive	?
2	Dick Button	Alive	?
1	Dick Cheney	November 3rd, 2025	84
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You ever seem to have one of those days where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case, from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well, you know, Cub used to have 'em just about all the time. But he found a way to get out of it.

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