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This list was submitted by PIANOGIRL on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 12:15 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
9Tammy Messner July 20th, 200765
8Lady Bird Johnson July 11th, 200794
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6Luciano Pavarotti September 6th, 200771
5Phil Rizzuto August 13th, 200789
4Brooke Astor August 13th, 2007105
3Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
2Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
1James WhitmoreFebruary 6th, 200987
32 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002