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This list was submitted by USER01375 on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 8:37 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Barzan Hassan al-Tikriti January 15th, 200755
9Tammy Messner July 20th, 200765
8Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
7Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
6Maurice Papon February 17th, 200796
5Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
4Miep GiesJanuary 11th, 2010100
3Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
2Robert MondaviMay 16th, 200894
1David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
25 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999