This list was submitted by USER00059 on Saturday, July 4th, 1998 at 6:23 AM PDT for The July '98 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Not Famous | ||
| 9 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
| 8 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 7 | Dan Quisenberry | September 30th, 1998 | 45 |
| 6 | Liz Tilberis | April 21st, 1999 | ? |
| 5 | Sarah Knauss | December 30th, 1999 | 119 |
| 4 | Gene Sarazen | May 13th, 1999 | 97 |
| 3 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 2 | Barbara Cartland | May 21st, 2000 | 98 |
| 1 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 7 points | 1 hit | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998