This list was submitted by Jackalope_Ghost on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 6:00 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 9 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 8 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 7 | W. Mark Felt | December 18th, 2008 | 95 |
| 6 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
| 5 | Dear Abby | January 16th, 2013 | 94 |
| 4 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 3 | Don Ho | April 14th, 2007 | 76 |
| 2 | Art Buchwald | January 17th, 2007 | 81 |
| 1 | Mickey Rooney | April 6th, 2014 | 93 |
| 18 points | 4 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999