La Muerte Politically Incorrect

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This list was submitted by LaMuerte on Saturday, December 30th, 2006 at 8:28 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Barack ObamaAlive64
9Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
8Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
7Joe Jackson (Michaels Dad)June 27th, 201889
6Suge KnightAlive?
5Marion BarryNovember 22nd, 201478
4B. B. King May 14th, 201589
3Al SharptonAlive71
2Jesse JacksonAlive84
1Desmond TutuDecember 26th, 202190
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998