This list was submitted by LaMuerte on Saturday, December 30th, 2006 at 8:28 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Barack Obama | Alive | 64 |
| 9 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
| 8 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
| 7 | Joe Jackson (Michaels Dad) | June 27th, 2018 | 89 |
| 6 | Suge Knight | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Marion Barry | November 22nd, 2014 | 78 |
| 4 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
| 3 | Al Sharpton | Alive | 71 |
| 2 | Jesse Jackson | Alive | 84 |
| 1 | Desmond Tutu | December 26th, 2021 | 90 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998