FTG: Fresh Out Of Molotov Cocktails

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This list was submitted by FTG on Saturday, December 30th, 2006 at 12:46 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Tammy Messner July 20th, 200765
9Lady Bird Johnson July 11th, 200794
8Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
7Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
6Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
5Harold PinterDecember 24th, 200878
4Art Buchwald January 17th, 200781
3Jack RamsayApril 27th, 201489
2Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
1Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
23 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013