This list was submitted by ZUSER01484 on Wednesday, December 27th, 2006 at 6:13 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 9 | Tammy Messner | July 20th, 2007 | 65 |
| 8 | Art Buchwald | January 17th, 2007 | 81 |
| 7 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 6 | Phil Rizzuto | August 13th, 2007 | 89 |
| 5 | John Forsythe | April 1st, 2010 | 92 |
| 4 | Jesse Helms | July 4th, 2008 | 86 |
| 3 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 2 | Dick Clark | April 18th, 2012 | 82 |
| 1 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 24 points | 4 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999