This list was submitted by USER00158 on Saturday, June 27th, 1998 at 12:30 PM PDT for The July '98 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
9 | Yasser Arafat | November 11th, 2004 | 75 |
8 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
7 | Garrison Keillor | Alive | ? |
6 | O.J. Simpson | April 10th, 2024 | 76 |
5 | Jim Nabors | November 30th, 2017 | 87 |
4 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
3 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
2 | Morton Downey | March 12th, 2001 | 57 |
1 | Keith Richards | Alive | 81 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003