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This list was submitted by USER00158 on Saturday, June 27th, 1998 at 12:30 PM PDT for The July '98 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Yasser ArafatNovember 11th, 200475
8Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
7Garrison KeillorAlive?
6O.J. SimpsonApril 10th, 202476
5Jim NaborsNovember 30th, 201787
4Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
3Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
2Morton DowneyMarch 12th, 200157
1Keith RichardsAlive81
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003