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This list was submitted by DGD on Thursday, December 21st, 2006 at 6:21 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Tammy Messner July 20th, 200765
9Harold PinterDecember 24th, 200878
8Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
7Jack KevorkianJune 3rd, 201183
6King SihanoukOctober 14th, 201289
5Brooke Astor August 13th, 2007105
4Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
3Estelle GettyJuly 22nd, 200884
2Lady Bird Johnson July 11th, 200794
1Charles Walgreen February 10th, 2007100
18 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999