Mojo Not Risin — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER01770 on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 6:42 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Billy Preston	June 6th, 2006	59
9	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
8	Al Lewis	February 3rd, 2006	82
7	Arthur Clarke	March 19th, 2008	90
6	Art Linkletter	May 26th, 2010	97
5	Lady Bird Johnson	July 11th, 2007	94
4	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
3	Ronnie Biggs	December 18th, 2013	84
2	Jerry Lewis	August 20th, 2017	91
1	Mickey Rooney	April 6th, 2014	93
9 points		1 hit

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Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.

(d) October 30th, 1997